(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.
“Where is Jack at?”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”
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Get the Chub mug.looking at content that would typically get someone hard, or something someone would even jerk off to, and try not to get hard.
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Get the chubbing mug.The female equivalent of a boner—when a woman gets extremely aroused, often to the point of visibly reacting or needing to shift in her seat. It’s not about what’s seen, it’s about what’s felt: throbbing, pulsing, slick, and very, very ready. Happens fast. Can be triggered by a voice, a glance, a dirty thought… or just the right kind of tension.
He whispered in my ear and suddenly—bam—full girl chub. Had to cross my legs and pretend I was not about to climb him like a tree.
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