Can be used as a pronoun to describe an avid dancer, someone with a bizarre obsession for 'How You Like Me Now?' by 'The Heavy' or someone who knows facts about the flight pattern of a Bumblebee.
Skip: *dances*
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."
Skip: "How you like me now?"
Shannon: "You're such a Christopher Livingstone Eubank."
by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019
Get the Christopher Livingstone Eubankmug. There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
Get the Christopher Rogersmug. Christopher is the type of person who is selfless. They always put everyone else first before themselves. They are devoted to everything they care about in life and they’re the type of person that gets addicting to be around. Consider yourself lucky if you have the chance to love and to know a Christopher
by iamjustagirlinlove November 30, 2024
Get the Christophermug. A good-looking idiot that does stupid jetty jumps to impress girls and breaks both feet ending up in a wheelchair. Is a loyal honest idiot has a sexy mullet and smokes crack....
Did u see that guy with the sexy mullet jump off the jetty and fuck both feet?? It looks like Christopher John McPherson!
by McPherson January 15, 2025
Get the christopher john mcphersonmug. by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021
Get the Christophermug. Well…what can I say about a Christopher? Very little tiny eyes. Little hands. He doesn’t give up when it comes to trying with a woman. Not very good performance in bed but can learn easily I suppose. Very attractive and hilarious. Frozen heart, he has the super power of never crying for love so be careful, a Christopher can be dangerous for you. Doesn’t talk a lot in bed and snores loads. Good for spooning and good if you’re short of money because the government will give you a pay for his disability. Also free travels if you can wait a year as a girlfriend. Time flies with one of this samples. Good hobby
by Alicorn11293 November 23, 2021
Get the Christophermug.