THUMB CHODER

a dick that is the shape of your thumb. usually really fat but really short 1-2 inches hard

tony neckonezny has a thumb choder
sam lowe sucks a lot of thumb choders

by CAULLEN January 28, 2005

water cooler head

1. Individuals who possess IQ's under the standard cut off line of 70. 2. a person who is so retarded looking that their head is shaped like that of your office's communal water cooler. 3. That 50 year old guy with thick glasses who lives down the street in his eighty year old parent's house and runs with limp wrists.

Water cooler heads must often wear adult diapers because they have yet to master the elegant art of toiletry.

by arod7o November 12, 2008

cholero

a spanish slang for a black ugly mofo who lives on the street jerking of to fat indians and getting high on glue

Molina is a "cholero" he likes fat indias.

by indion April 12, 2005

cholent

a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the anus during the practise of homosexual sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic tube through the rectal muscle above the anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.

“Ohh!!! I feel that cholent that you put up my ass Stephen!” said Cloughy

by Prince Harry February 4, 2005

love in the time of cholera

Sara mask-kissed Hugh softly and while realising she was in fact kissing a piece of plastic and not the sweet lips of her loved one, she got angry and irrational and pierced the mask with her tongue so she could be close to him.

Sara said the situation reminded her of love in the time of cholera.

We do not know how Hugh reacted, we have not heard of him since.
🤞

by Krkič March 8, 2020

coolerly

A great word to use in transition during a conversation that shows that the following statement may be very appealing

...but more coolerly, how does an exotic cruise for a week sound?

by ch!n4m4n June 19, 2006

chokerbitch

A stuck-up bitch who gives a lotta handjobs

Damn my girlfrend is such a bitch but she sure gives a good a handjob. That chokerbitch.

by Bambi/cawlahmawtee April 21, 2009