Chocolate Flute

n. A penis, covered in fecal mater following anal sex.

The only bad thing after anal sex is having a chocolate flute.

by JB Caterpillar August 9, 2006

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.

"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"

by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007

Chocolate chipless cookie

A plain cookie without chocolate chips.

Man I wish I had a chocolate chipless cookie right now.

by BreeNiya April 17, 2008

Chocolate toupee

When you pull out of your girl after anal sex and you've got a little bit of poo on the end of your cock

Hmmm, that's a nice chocolate toupee you've got on there Mr Cock.

by Mr Sausage December 9, 2008

chocolate tornado

when three black male insert there penis in one anus and spin around in a tornado like motion

last night i had a great chocolate tornado

by FluxAlive June 2, 2011

chocolate nuts

Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.

Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag

by rezenquah June 26, 2018