Douche Canoe

A petty fuck boy who ain’t shit & works a fast food job that he will be at until he dies.

Man, ol boy Gary is such a douche canoe!

by QueenPetty420 December 21, 2017

Julianna Cano

One perfect and beautiful girl. She will make your day with her glorious smile and eyes. You would believe that two stars have taken the place of her eyes. Also, her amazing attitude completes herself. She is a gift from God and praises him a lot. Julianna is also known as Julie to her friends. Julie is brave, beautiful, honest, smart, unique, and will stand up to protect who she loves and what she believes.

Boy1: Bro she is perfect
Boy2: Dude it's Julianna Cano

by TheManofyourdreams May 29, 2016

CANOE Glue

When You ejaculate in a girl she walks around with it in her Canoe gluing her pantys and lips together.

She's got Canoe Glue all over her Ham Wallet.

by Debbie Dunlap April 25, 2023

Douche Canoe

A canoe of douche; also known as Wilk Nasty

That guy is such a douche canoe

by ray90 November 15, 2018

Cano

A slur often used by cano supporters. Directed at weaked headed minds who cannot handle sexy short italian men who happen to be racist.

Person 1: we should invite Cano to play with us
Person 2:AAUUGUHVBVUBH UHHGUBHNHGJB

by iamthesam June 13, 2022

skin canoe

When a man pulls his scrotum out in front of him and makes a canoe and his girl drinks a shot of iti

Stephanie loved taking shots off of Steve's skin canoe

by Paapaa January 12, 2018

Douch Canoe

A vehicle, typically a pickup truck (i.e., land canoe) operated by an obnoxious total loser.

A douch canoe just cut me off in traffic.

by Super_G February 17, 2022