Cum

Holy liquid that should be consumed on a daily basis

Yes, DADDY, give me your cum

by J4kerBoxman3783 October 13, 2020

Cum

poosay juice 😜

white sticky marinara 2 top this spaghetti p3nis 💅

ahhhhhh~~~~~

periodt punctuation purrr puss 🖕

stimulating sticky substance ♊️

cupcakke cock cum cocktail

by ufuckingbitch2004PERIODDTTT May 19, 2022

Cum

The thing that comes out of your peepee when you dad rubs it.
It looks like pee but it's white and is more thicc

Me: Dad stop rubbing my peepee like that
Dad: Fucking shut up before your mom finds us
Me: It feels good but I don't know why
Dad: It feels good because your a slut bitch
Me: Dad my peepee feels weird I think I'm gonna pee
Dad: Fuck yeah cum for daddy

Me: Dad Im sorry I peed all over you
Dad:(slurp) (slurp)

by It's About3inches December 23, 2021

Cum

Noun:Sticky,hot,white,stringy,wet,creamy

Please cum in my mouf

by Ig @yn.bxm March 9, 2020

Cum

The improper word for Semen or Sperm, a white liquid that shoots out of the male penis during an ejaculation.

Dan: Yesterday I had some amazing sex, the girl took all of my cum!
Jake: Wow... jealous.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018

Cum

Your horny cunt

I cum on your face

by Ksnskskksnsns October 28, 2021

cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.

"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."

by cjeam July 3, 2020