crab fishing

Having sex with hookers, with the explicit hope of contracting the sexually transmitted disease commonly referred to as “crabs” (pubic lice).

"After the fight, I spent the whole week crab fishing without telling her, but I got nothing. Maybe next season."

by Jimmy Marrvelous June 3, 2005

Face Crabs

When growing facial hair (face pubes) and it gets to a certain length and its itchy as hell.

Hey check out that dude scratching his face pubes , I think he must have Face Crabs. I think I might go shave off my face pubes because it's bloody itchy, I must have Face Crabs.

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

Throwing the crab

When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.

I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.

by Girulem March 17, 2022

crab crawling

When you finger pop 2 girls on either side of you, therefor moving you hands like a crab

Taylor went crab crawling this two sluts last weekend

by wellhungkid March 30, 2014

Crab Circles

Circular areas, on or around the lips that infested with crabs (pubic lice)

"AH STAY AWAY YOU GOT CRAB CIRCLES!"

by bolar November 7, 2009

crab hole

Crab hole is an infected butthole

Josh Risards once said Nick Jonas was a crab hole

by RanchEatrr2003 January 20, 2020

burnt crab

The act of having sex whilst on a beach with sand so hot it scalds the skin afterwards.

That female was asking for it on the beach. I told her don't blame me for the burnt crab at dinner.

by Shina Kusashi March 27, 2011