Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand

"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"

by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020

green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths

Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson

by Delt one May 4, 2018

Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.

"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."

by philozopher99 January 22, 2012

Karen on a couch

When your man is in pain you give him a hummer to ease his pain. This is a must.

When your man is in pain you give him a Karen on a couch.

by Caring Karen April 16, 2023

fast couch

A piece of furniture used for a one night stand

The kitchen bench is turning into a bit of a fast couch.
I lost my virginity on a fast couch.
Doug's whole room is a fast couch.

by fundlebubble November 12, 2017

Theatre Couch

The theatre couch is a term describing the piece of furniture in a theatre's green room, of which many members of said theatre has had intercourse on.

Did you see Jimmy and Kate on the theatre couch?

Don't sit on the theatre couch unless you like unplanned pregnancies.

by Skyebedicting November 20, 2022

Couch tuna

Someone who isn't good enough to bring to your bed for sex.

Hey friend, what happened to that couch tuna you brought home last night?

by XFUZZ May 28, 2021