Christopher Austin is a black male with a mohawk that has no rizz and gets no bitches. He beats his meat on facetime full of men may i add. he has a few crushes jiselle aka chinselle, alyson griffin, consiglio, and mya nicole. he licks his ps5 when he gets home. he sucks at basketball and he's been ducking multiple people for YEARS

You're acting like a Christopher Austin because you suck at basketball and you have no rizz.

Christopher Austin by johnnymuscleman February 17, 2022

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Christopher Stewart

The best man to ever exist

Christopher Stewart is the best man to ever exist

Christopher Stewart by Lewis The Spud August 6, 2023

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christopher columbus

an asshole that did not discover america but still got the credit for it. He is so much of an ass he doesn´t even deserve capital letters.

person a: christopher columbus discovered America
person b: no he didn´t, you can´t discover land where people already live

christopher columbus by Someone you’ll never meet August 31, 2020

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christopher walken

this is when a person walks into aa room without you knowing and start talking to you making you almost shit yourself in surprise.

Like wen christopher walken jst pops outta nower n starts tlkin 2 ppl

christopher walken by anonymous420 October 26, 2007

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