chode 

The word "chode" derived from the South African Wachoochoo tribe means a penis, scholng, tallywacker, purple headed yogurt slinger, pleasure stick, one eyed monster, ramrod, prick, meat and two bits, twigs and berries, dick, cock, etc that is as wide as it is long.

Boy Jack sure is an enormous chode!

chode by Geoff Guenther August 20, 2004

chode 

Three words: Tuna Can Penis

Think tuna cans or hockey pucks.

chode by A big old cup o' poop. November 3, 2004

Chode 

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

Chode by mopshit January 4, 2003

Chode 

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

Chode by tuna May 16, 2003

chode 

A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode!"

chode by cheesedude May 19, 2003

chode 

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

chode by Chodeeeeeeyy July 2, 2003

Chode 

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

Chode by Matt O. July 21, 2003