a big black man was fucking LINDSAY COHEN'S anus while LINDSAY COHEN sucked off a bearded midget. LINDSAY COHEN likes cock of all races. not picky. extra easy. If you see LINDSAY COHEN around, whip out your dick for a great time. LINDSAY COHEN is to DISEASED WHORE as WHITE is to RICE.
(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)
LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.
Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
(p.s. be sure to wear a rubber)
LINDSAY COHEN is the BIGGEST SCENE SLUT in North Carolina.
Actually shes just the biggest dumb nasty whore in history.
by James Tinkle September 18, 2007
Filthy sex act akin to the Cleveland Steamer, Cincinnati Hot Plate, Minnesota Pincher or other geography based terms brimming with sexual innuendo.
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "What happened to you?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"
Disheveled Gentleman: "I met up with a crazy southern girl last night."
Concerned but genuinely curious friend: "So?"
Disheveled Gentleman: "She made me give her a North Carolina Sweet Potato."
No longer curious friend: "Oooh... I gotta go. Good Luck!"
by mbmbamam March 31, 2011
A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room
by MadDuckFromMontreal July 11, 2017
An act involving purely kissing in the mountains of North Carolina where the man prematurely ejaculates while still fully clothed.
Betty: Did you and Duncan kiss?
Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!
Emma: Yes but he was “Monica Lewinsky-Ing in North Carolina” and he had to change before we want back outside!
by DuncanMoment January 11, 2022
When you throw up and shit into a girls vagina and then proceed to stuff a vibrator in there and then have sex while she’s wearing a turtle neck sweater.
by Cock over 9000 February 21, 2021
When a girl doesnt shave for 3 months( So therefore it is VERY hairy.) Then a guy shaves it all of for her and swallows the pubic hair. Afterwards the dude eats the girl out. Basically putting half the hair back on.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.
Afterwards the girl blows the man and the guy ejaculates his sperm out and the girl drinks his sperm.
Adam- " I want to finger you"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"
Keli- " Oh no, i have not shaved for about 3 months!!"
Adam- " Oh... Mhmm.. LETS DO THE NORTH CAROLINA BIG HAIRY FOOT"
Keli- " YAY"
by Hanburgan June 30, 2010
when a man is fucking his woman and he puts his secretions in her hair until it gets real nappy and sticky. The girl will then tell him not to tell anyone he did that, which after she says that you then tell the first person you see.
jason: OH OH OH I THINK IM CUMMIN!!!
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC
lindsey: ugh give it to me baby
jason: *squirt squirt*
lindsey: ugh you got it in my pefectly good hair
please dont tell anyone.
jason: *runs away*
danny: why are you breathing soo hard?
jason: dude i jus cummed all in my girls hair!!
danny: no way you NORTH CAROLINA NUT DRIPPING NAPPY NARC
by goonersteve January 29, 2008