Broken Whoopee Cushion 

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

Broken Whoopee Cushion by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Broken stretcher 

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

Broken stretcher by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021

Broken Computer 

Your worst nightmare

WARNING! If you ever see your Broken Computer you may have these side effects:
Heart Attack
Traumatization

Broken Computer by SomeRandomGuy345 June 7, 2021

Broken foot roulette 

When you drop something on your foot and your in a lot of pain but you keep walking on it hoping it’s not broken

My foot got run over by a cart at work it really hurts I have a limp but I don’t want to report it because the paperworks a hassle so I keep walking out hoping the pain goes away I’m playing broken foot roulette

Broken foot roulette by Anna K Carey June 28, 2021

Broken Boss 

Implies the boss of a job once did exceptionally, but their ability to lead/direct a team of employees has deteriorated overtime and refuses to quit or accept that changes need to be made, or are afraid to do so.

They may still be effective at their own work, but they cannot realize that their business/team is underperforming and are no longer able to shift the situation in their favor.

"How's work been?"
"My broken boss won't bring more staff on, he keeps filling reservations but there's no one to help."

Broken Boss by Splorsh June 28, 2021

broken spacebar 

whenyourspacebardoesntworkandeverywordyoutypejustlookslikeoneword

How to use broken spacebar
You heymyspacebardoesntworksorry
Me k

broken spacebar by Bumfuzzled123 July 24, 2021

broken heart 

A state of extreme grief or sorrow, typically caused by the death of a loved one or the ending of a romantic relationship.

I got a broken heart when I heard about Ed Asner's death

broken heart by the random. November 30, 2021