matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

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Fast bottom

When a person has an unfortunate problem with regulating their own bowels.

Can be associated with ‘upset stomach’ ‘sloppy poo”

That burger has given me a fast bottom.

Mummy i think i’ve got a fast bottom

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Da Bottom

A part of West Philly that use to be a bad area but it is gettin better

We be down da bottom akh ima Holla at chu.

by Nep19120 May 15, 2021

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pooey bottom

Something you get after visiting India

Often the aftermath of a Friday night at the pub.

Severe diarrhoea.

"Oh shit lasts night curry has given me a pooey bottom."

"I am so scared of tge current situation i appear too of received a delightful pooey bottom."

by Happy Squirrel 24 April 20, 2018

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Locked bottom

Basically a gay/lesbian person that does not like being touched in the private parts.
Typically a person that solely takes on the bottoming part and pass on: (hand jobs,blowjobs...etc)

-Hey, can I give you a blowjob?
-Sorry no, I am a locked bottom.

by Monstera.fabulosa May 27, 2020

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