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Closet Beta Male

Someone who outwardly pretends to be a Chad and a Alpha male hating on women's rights and those that respect wamen. Normally below 5'6, extremely hairy and have names that rhyme with Pevin.
Wow that Kevin guy is a real closet Beta Male. What a cuck.
by JueGamlepoo May 7, 2021
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Beta Sunday

A waste of a Sunday afternoon by doing nothing exciting when you should have spent it with the boys. Usually happens to males who are in relationships. They get dragged to the shops or a garden centre with their significant other.

Other beta activities include:

Meal prep for the week ahead

Walks

Going for coffee
‘How was your weekend?’ ‘Busy Sunday, we went food shopping then a walk followed by a trip to a garden centre’ ‘sounds like a Beta Sunday to me’
by Robholdingsbarnet May 23, 2023
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Beta Male

A female with high testosterone. They will try to promote themselves as in-shape when they are portly and lie about their weight saying they are (140 lbs). They are attracted to the male version of a Beta Male since they have enough testosterone for the both of them.
Have you seen that Beta Male Autumn Long Ramos on Facebook?
by David Gomes Jr May 6, 2022
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Beta Lord

A beta lord is lord of the beta. The weakest of the weak. They have the gumption of a toad and the back bone of an octopus.
That guy is the most royal beta lord.
by noahtortilla March 27, 2022
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Ohio Beta

Referring To Someone Who Was 'Negative Rizz' Or 'L Rizz'.
It Often Means That They Have 'No Gyatt', Or 'Negative Gyatt'.
Person 1: "You Have Negative Rizz! L In The Chat!"
Person 2: "Ha, You Down Bad Little Ohio Beta!"
by TKOC Productions December 31, 2023
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Beta Safe

Beta Safe is a term used in various pornography for content that betas are "safe" to watch. This can be censored content, nonnudes, or gay porn.
Beta1: My mistress told me I can only edge to beta safe content this month. It's going to be hard
by GooniiBoi February 13, 2025
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Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.
I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.
by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024
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