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You've been danked!

The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the

prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't

the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."

YOU'VE BEEN DANKED

Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!

Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!

Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!

A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!

Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!

Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!

Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!

Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
by You've been danked! June 2, 2018
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Zachary Been

Best human ever. Supreme living organism. Usually the favorite child, grandson and person.
Zachary Been Is such a great guy! I wish I could be like him
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Urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

The day you not allowed to go on any other site except urban dictionary. 26th of December.
Person 1: oh hay it's urban dictionary day yay this has been done before yay day

Person 2: ok imma go on urban dictionary
by Kido123 December 25, 2020
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this has been manipulated man

UNDER-FIRE race director Michael Masi appeared to break precedent with HIMSELF in his controversial safety car call at the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix. The F1 supremo summoned the safety car after Williams driver Nicholas Latifi crashed into a wall with six laps remaining at the season-ending finale. this has been manipulated man
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It’s been a while

That thing u say to your ex or friend when it’s been a while and you don’t want to live without them
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Been there twice

Meaning you won’t ever return from one visit because it was horrible. So this visit was both your first and you last one.
Ronnie: Did you go to the new store?

Agnes: yeah Ronnie. Been there twice....my first time and my last.
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Must've Been The Wind

An unusual scene taking place for a split second before going back to normal like nothing happened.
"HUH is that a capybara riding on a gator?"
"Hmp?. Must've Been The Wind."
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