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Get the .9.He/She/Unisex Has Already Been Zaid.9. mug.by GamerGnome March 9, 2022
Get the Been Gnomed mug.When somebody takes such a massive toke that as soon as they exhale they cough with such force that they knock themselves flat on their ass.(Usually happens with the RGB)
B1: I'm going for another hit B2.
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
B2: Right'o B1.
B1: *coughs* Sweet Jesus my ass...
B2: The President has been shot!
B1:......Shut the fuck up!
by AssPounderMKII October 19, 2008
Get the The President has been shot mug.The term refers to a person's failed attempt to prank someone through a practical joke. Pulling off a world class prank requires a multitude of tactics, precise execution with the use of clever tricks. When the prankster fails to assess the prank subjectively, the prankee will become an unwitting but willing party to the so called failed prank or outwit the
prankster.
prankster.
Jessica's jaw was painfully popping and clicking, angrily spitting on his penis, a demonic woe of moisturizing his chaffing penis. Vigorously stroking his shaft did trigger an orgasm but no signs of an imminent ejaculation.Pretending to be shocked by his ejaculatory drought, Jose poked a bendable straw into his urethra and told Jessica to sip up
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't
the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."
YOU'VE BEEN DANKED
Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!
Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!
Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!
A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!
Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!
Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!
Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!
Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
whatever she could from his semi erect penis.
As she slurped up his laughing teardrops, Jose admitted to jerking 20 times. Jessica said "obviously you didn't
the email I sent you stating that I've been cheating on you."
YOU'VE BEEN DANKED
Reduce your masturbation
castration an ideal fixation
frustration at the gas station
narration your only salvation
You've been danked!
Hilt won't get a thing
straining words you sing
spat and muttered
what is it you splattered?
You've been danked!
Her lips turned blue
head dug in there too!
a conduit in a hole
flagging a troll?
You've been danked!
A bakers cart
cakes made you chart
proceed to yank
you shank at prank
You've been danked!
Deliver your meat
warming your seats
period of deficiency
a drought severity
You've been danked!
Natural disasters impacts
inability to extract
strong vast sea
wishing flow to be
You've been danked!
Oceans roll no more?
to score a man of yore
oceans brine, no lifeline
You've been danked!
Prankee outwitted prankster
Where you from gangsta?
Clasped her, clasp this
ROFLMAO, I'm in bliss.
You've been danked!
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Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
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Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did, or like their thoughts and emotions could never get as deep as mine.
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