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Poon Bashing

The Act of Finding Driving Wrecklessly around a town, in order to find Wandering Poon, than once in the truck poon is humped than dumped on the next stop.
Bob- Would you like to go Poon Bashing?
Jim- No thank you my amigo, your transvestite friend Candi tried to make me his-rs bitch last time i went with you.
by O.U.8.me. November 30, 2011
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Town Bashing

The art of entering a town which you see to have a poorly named town, approaching a local resident give them a bashing and leaving the town again.
"are that looks like a poorly named town"
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)

and leave
by Bashbro1 October 5, 2011
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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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Sam Bashing

The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance
Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.

Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.

Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute

Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
by Triplesteve October 10, 2016
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Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.
"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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nose bashing

When your partner refuses to tilt their head when kissing, resulting in the clashing and nocking of noses., possibly resulting in minor discomfort/injury.
Person 1: My nose is so sore. My boyfriend refuses to tilt his head when we kiss!

Person 2: Man, nose bashing sucks.
by KayLove July 23, 2016
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geni bashing

Having a good hard shag. Smashing genitals (hence geni) together in the throes of passionate lovemaking.
Oi Audrey, fancy some geni bashing?
I can't tonight, I'm geni jammin'
by Cobblerz July 5, 2016
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