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Baseball

The only sport where unfit fat people can be pro and sometimes fun to watch. Most of the time a baseball game consists of hours of boredom standing in the field or sitting in the dugout eating sunflower seeds.
Hey did you see the new fat kid in the school made the baseball team
by BRUH_24 April 30, 2021
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Baseball

You were too pussy to play lacrosse so you decided to hit a ball with a stick rather than a person.
Yeah, this pussy plays baseball.
by SleepyChicken6 April 24, 2021
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The Aruban Baseball team

''The aruban baseball team'' is used as a metaphore for aruban dudes fucking white, usually blond, girls. The phrase is typically used when trying to discuss ''bandido'' stuff aruban dudes have been doing with girls, without making it sound too obvious to people listening in or outsiders.
''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''

''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''

''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''

''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''

''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''

''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''
by Ibmsmemes April 20, 2018
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Oklahoma City Baseball Bat

The Oklahoma City Baseball Bat is an erotic method where a male breaks there dick via a baseball bat and then smears feces and soap on it.
Dude, Mark just did the Oklahoma City Baseball Bat.
by Pissguy9 June 25, 2025
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14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
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baseball, huh?

that makes sense, that follows, obviously

The punch line of an al jokes youtube short, where one of the characters explains the meaning of "that tracks" and the other takes it as the definition of "baseball, huh?"
A: My brother got in a car accident, apparently someone hit him in the parking lot
B: Who hit him?
A: An elderly Asian lady
B: Baseball, huh?
by CrimsonScribe March 30, 2025
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baseball hoodie

Socal’s Sundevils famous for the Macho man always wearing a hoodie underneath his baseball jersey no matter the weather hot or cold one must always wear the hoodie
We’re winning today macho man wore the baseball hoodie
by Baseball hoodie July 13, 2022
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