A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
by Concerned onlooker April 21, 2024
Get the Barnes (London, SW13)mug. When you fuck up a rusty lantern and the insides of the glow stick permeate her butthole and you are forced to anally fuck your partner.
by Owl Sphincter December 27, 2017
Get the barn firemug. A band member of Bastille and lead singer of the society pages, and makes solo works as well. His musical talent is legendary. He’s one of the nicest people you could ever meet and gives the best hugs. He has the best sense of humor and will instantly make you smile. You’ll want to stay friends with this guy.
by bastillefangirl November 6, 2020
Get the Charlie Barnesmug. can also be referred to as a Horse Hopper, is someone who does not own their own horse and so gets rotated around the horses at their barn. However, this term cannot be used on people who have their own horse but ride other peoples more often than their own, or people who own multiple horses.
by denvermak June 19, 2023
Get the Barn Whoremug. A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
by Lacemaker427 September 7, 2018
Get the barn owlmug. by Jakeguy8000 February 10, 2015
Get the slut barnmug. He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.
i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.
by sphinx909 July 5, 2023
Get the tom barnesmug.