Chad: Hey bro I’m going camping this weekend.
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
Steve: Alright, just watch out for those butthole crawlers
by Incognito_Man November 14, 2020
When you feel the pressure in your lower half from a poop coming on but it isn't quite ready. If you were to sit on a toilet you would have to push significantly hard to squeak out anything. You know you will have to go soon but a trip to the toilet would not be satisfying.
by Tillie Jackjack February 21, 2023
Butthole elves are the magical crew that keep water tight integrity when you are not sure how you didn’t shit your pants.
by BigGuysWife November 14, 2018
by Phillip lll April 14, 2019
Similar to brain freeze, it’s when the water from your bidet is so cold that it freezes your butthole.
by Liseee82 April 10, 2018
A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.
by sam channy April 24, 2005
The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!
Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!
by MommyBeater August 05, 2019