Satan's Butthole

An incredibly early time of the morning when nobody wants to be awake but has to be for some reason or another.

Often accompanied with the added words "crack of".

Dan: "Are you leaving early?"
Max: "Yea, man, like the crack of Satan's Butthole'.

by Sassperilla July 27, 2022

Butthole Anarchist

Used to describe an individual who plays by no rules other than their own that they make up. This individual is generally extremely fake, a two-faced cowardly liar and often shoves other peoples opinions and dicks up their ass, depending on who it is and what they seek to accomplish.

That bald man with a motorcycle is a butthole anarchist with no morals.

by Chrisrutola May 2, 2022

butthole ditch

A girl who has a small ass but a huge butthole

Derick: yo did you hear Katie has a butthole ditch
Rick: really how wide
Derick: nine fingers

by Old willy stroker August 31, 2017

Percolating butthole

When your shit is on the verge of coming out of your butt.

My dog has a percolating butthole, i can see the poop coming out.

by Aij5454 October 2, 2021

flying butthole

A circle with a dot in the middle and wings. People draw it all over everything in sitka high school.

Haha you have a flying butthole on your back!
Yeah man I passes out!

by sam channy April 24, 2005

The Butthole Flytrap

The first most important thing for this position to work is to have honey! You are your partner take turns rubbing honey around the rim of your butthole and stay in a doggy position. As soon as you feel some sort of fly or bug go inside your butthole to get that sweet residue, You quickly stand up and clench your butt cheeks. If you are successful the next time you go spread your butthole the fly should come zooming out of that dungeon fully alive!

Man: Hey baby does you want to try something new tonight?
Women: Sure let's try The Butthole Flytrap
Man: BRING ON THE HONEY!

by MommyBeater August 4, 2019

Butthole Plunger

A device that is used to help out people with constipation. Buy one today at your local shop.

"Joey ate too much cheese, now I have to buy him a butthole plunger."

by Dr. Windmills October 3, 2009