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Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020
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Brad

A male version of a Karen.

Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.

Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.

My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
by pazzy June 16, 2020
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Brad

Brads are typically a little hunchback goblins who are greasy hair short gay boys
by Ggg454544 September 14, 2020
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Brads Chick

A very unwise non simp worthy creature that’s in love with Brady Andrulot but is too scared to admit it because of her recent failures in trying to pull him off.

She’s very persistent but it still gets her nowhere because Brady simply doesn’t like her
“ayo it’s thats simp brads chick back for round 6 with brady andrulot”
by imnotchris7 September 24, 2020
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Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.
Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!
by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012
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Brad Whitehouse

heyy you know Brad Whitehouse?
"yeah hes Awesome"

Not Awesome, Fucking Awesome"

you know Jake Thompson?
"yeah hes Awesome to"
by ImNotGod December 4, 2011
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brad lynch

by bradmaniac January 8, 2012
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