Boner Sniper 

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.

That chick's a fucking boner sniper.

Boner Sniper by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017

Boner Springer 

A person who joins a social chatroom and immediately asks who wants to pm, have "fun" or "trade pics" to get a nut off. Not really interested in anything more than that.

Damn boner springer, always wanting to get off without saying hello or speaking about anything first.

Boner Springer by Blazenfireball July 8, 2017

boner bump 

When someone snorts any amount of cocaine off a fully erect penis. A partial erection does not qualify, nor is it recommended, because a full erection provides a table-like surface for the user, and partial erections may cause the cocaine to be unduly displaced.

Hey baby, you wanna do a boner bump? I just scored some really good stuff and I already have a stiffy.

boner bump by Bloatedoyster June 30, 2018

Boner Fuel 

a thing or person that gives you a raging boner.

"Damn that picture is pure BONER FUEL"

Boner Fuel by nut button March 13, 2019

Boner Man

The name of the character created by SpaceCandi on her Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 stream.

Boner Man skates well for being a 300lb 5-year old

Boner Man by Ackbar360 March 28, 2020

Boner Surprise 

When you surprise your girl with your boner and expect sex. And is met with partial success that ends with her unsatisfied. Could be worse.

Female: I really wish my boyfriend would seduce me, but all I get is boner surprise.

Male: I wanna have sex tonight. strategy? boner surprise!

Bro 1: bro! I was hanging with this new girl and she totally fell for boner surprise!
Bro 2: HA! Bro that’s so classic!! (High fives)

Boner Surprise by Young Skeezy June 6, 2020

boner wedgie 

whenever you are wearing underwear and you get an erection so big that it pulls it tight and sucks your underwear into your ass crack causing a wedgie of mass proportions that can only be pulled out by reaching in deep.

i had to stop wearing underwear to the strip club's because everyday i went i got a boner wedgie and i soon developed some form of anal rash.

boner wedgie by poo_c_Juice February 20, 2008