ur bestie molestie

WARNING:
if you say this everyone on earth will fucking die

Joe 1: ur mom gay
Joe 2: ur dad lesbian
Joe 1: ur wife has no life
Joe 2: ur bestie molestie
Joe 1: oh fuck-

by john stromboli December 29, 2022

Bestie fun sparkle time

The time of the day when you and your besties unleash your inner sparkle!

Omg! You guys had bestie fun sparkle time without me?

by Your mom goes to college - Pip September 1, 2022

Forever Besties

Better than best friends because best friends is concluded with end which means it isn’t guaranteed to last whereas this is something that is meant to be eternal. Your soul is tied with the other person and the connection with this person is like no other. It’s the beginning of forever. They can spend hours talking to or being with each other and never get bored. They always have a cool fun time together.

Jake V and Jade J are forever besties.

Jade was just so cool I decided to make her my forever bestie.

by Jade025 November 13, 2023

Sir bestie

A word used to describe your guy best friend who is older than you, much funnier than you, and ‘sounds’ like a sir, or your crush!

“Hey sir bestie😂❤️“

by Amandaaaaa March 15, 2020

bestie

A word which pedophiles use to refer to their best friends that groom children everyday.
This is often used by mentally ill people when they don't have anything else to do with their lives except cry and make shit up on social media.

Some pedophile: "BESTIE WHAT ??"
Their friend: "I wanna cum in u babe"

by indianTechSupport69 June 22, 2021

Ivy my bestie

She is beautiful loving and make sure everybody has a safe place in her heart. She love the outdoors and is always up for an adventure. She will never back down and will never give up. Even though she thinks badly about herself we all know she lights up a room. Her laugh is the best and makes others laugh too.

-Abby

Man she is such an Ivy my bestie

by Mamamiaddsff May 18, 2021

So true bestie

A reaction to when someone is talking about a topic you have no Idea about.

Friend: Wow, the new BMW uses 15 mpg, has a twin-turbocharged and intercooled DOHC 24-valve inline-6, aluminum block and head, direct fuel injection Engine and goes from 0 to 60 in 3.813 seconds!

You: So true bestie.

by Gabriellelukatz March 21, 2024