alongi

A fool. A loon. One who "runs with foxes."
Someone with a large nose and ego.

Someone called me an alongi today, but they were just jealous.

by Heathaley DeVaney April 30, 2006

Dying alone

Dying Alone is the inevitable end every basement dweller virgin eventually faces once his time is up. Nobody will miss you, nobody will care and your body will rot for weeks before anyone even thinks to complain about "a funny odor".

You have failed at life and with nothing accomplished, no children or lover there to hold your hand when your bowels relax after the exasperated sigh of utter regret makes its way out of your greasy unloved body for the final time.

People who are dying alone:
- YOU
- aspies
- weeaboos
- furries
- junkies
- feminazis
- WoW players
- the Kardashians
- Snookie
- Miley Cyrus
- anybody who says YOLO

loser: Aspies like me are gifted misunderstood intellectuals, people don't get that, nor do women, but I'm too busy having a life to deal with IRLships anway. Not to brag, but when I'm not managing at Walmart, I maintain a Level 80 Paladin on WoW and even run my own guild. I also make vLogs on YouTube with like 900 subs. I write too, you should check out my Twilight fanfic. I guess you could say I'm actually kind of a big deal.
norp: Wow dude, you are so dying alone.

guy: Hey man did you see that story on japanese men who think they're having actual relationships with 2D girlfriends? One of 'em even married his DS girlfriend!
man: Yea that's pretty sad, guy. Talk about dying alone lol

by xailu March 21, 2014

Ghost In The Shell: Stand-Alone Complex

A mundane anime featuring a big titted super cyborg ninja bitch in a thong and boots who flips around and beats the shit out of men. Or in other words, it's every fat greasy weaboo fucktard's wettest fantasy featured in their most favorite format to jerk off their one inch dongs to. Thumbing this down is also another way of openly admitting you are indeed a fat, greasy, weaboo fucktard with a one inch dong who jerks off to this shitty show.

You: OMFG!!!111! MOTOKO FROM GHOST IN THE SHELL: STAND-ALONE COMPLEX IS SOOOOOO FUCKING HOT! HER OUTFIT IS SO KAWAIIIII! *FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!* OHHHHH MAJORRRRRR!

by couchfort June 10, 2010

Home Alone

Just call the fucking cops you moron.

Being robbed: The phone is next to the boy, robbers enter. THROWS FUCKING PAINT AT THE ROBBERS HEAD: HOME ALONE SUCKS

by Butch please March 24, 2019

Alondra Leigh

She is beautiful and smart and .. cute. And mine.

Penis obsessed.

Unicorn obsessed.

Is the perfect girlfriend/bestfriend/wife.
Someone youd want to spend your whole entire life with.

Future baby mama to kyles littles.

precious.

alondra leigh .

goregoeoeoesoes.

beautiful.

horny.

by .. kyle . October 31, 2011

Alondra

Alondra, belongs with Robert. They make sexy babies

Alondra is the type of person where not only her but her mans can also just be themselves.

by Stranger1578 July 26, 2019

alon

a small person that has the smallest peen he has no life and cant be trusted. there is a high chance he is a massive simp and can be an irritating piece of sh*t. always bothers any girls and can become a pedophile so be aware of this guy and help him as much as possible but there is a chance he can be a bit of a massive simp. so hide your wives and children up he going for everyone out here!!!

Person 1: oh whats up alon
Person 2: lalala where are does girls
Person 1: aghhhhh run for your lives hide your wives hide your children hes going out for everyone here.

by Depxmix June 3, 2020