driving Mich

verb -

the act of driving in the middle of a road in order to avoid the deer invested jumanji that is Michigan.

rural or urban makes no difference, the deer are indiscriminate killers.

Full term -

driving Michigan

On a late, dimly lit country road in zombie deer territory...

Bob: "Watch out for the deer. I live in Detroit so I have no insurance."
Bill: "I got this, I'm just going to drive Mich."

A late night Fall text conversation...

Ashley: "What's up?"
Liz: "Nothing, just driving Mich. hbu?"
Ashley: "Wait?! You're driving and texting?!?!?"
Liz: "I'm a girl aren't I? lol"

by BilltownHustler September 17, 2013

Keep driving

To have intimate s3x with a lady/man in a car when it's moving

him: should we just keep driving? 😏

by Different.brand.0f.beans I May 29, 2022

Jackin Drive

To drive a vehicle and masterbate.

My hormones were out of control, I had to pull a jackin drive on my way home tonight just thinking about you.

by AMC1987 February 24, 2009

park drive

Time well spent driving around aimlessly in the park. One might enjoy the scenery and people watching while hoping someone will catch thier eye. They might also hope someone, even creepers, will holler at them. Some might be naturally offended by this but a true park driver would be thrilled. And if you are really lucky you might happen to see a rare hot skater in which it will make your day as you stalk them. Also one must bring a good cd in order to make his/her drive complete!

Park driver: oh wow there's a skater! Turn around let's drive by six more times! Omg he saw me! This isnt creepy at all!

by Lookingforahotskata July 04, 2009

drive stay

Drive Stay - Just the opposite of a drive by. Instead of pulling up in a vehicle and firing shots and then suddenly driving off you pull up and stay in that specific location to start a conflict.

Jake Paul pulled up and threw a toilet paper roll at Dillon Danis. That’s wasn’t a drive stay..... that was a drive by.

by December 15, 2020

Drive by brooming

Drive by brooming
Sleeping with someone then brushing them away like dirt afterwards.

Person 1: what happened to that girl you liked?
Person 2: nah, it was just a drive by brooming.

by Lord xepho March 19, 2019

drive-by bj

What a "booty call" tells her/his friends when they are going to have a quick hook up.

Tiff: Where are you going Cas?
Cas: Oh just going to do a drive-by bj. Be back in a few

by WalrusGumbo June 29, 2010