by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016
Get the asshole phobiamug. by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the snail's assholemug. Noun: A person (usually male) who usually works in the financial sector. This includes banks and insurance companies, but can also include other professions, such as law. He is known for cancelling dates, standing you up and being classically inattentive.
A common abbreviation is "FA"
A common abbreviation is "FA"
by ndidds November 8, 2006
Get the financial assholemug. A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.
"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"
by Caroline Noire May 29, 2012
Get the Uncle Assholemug. People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
Get the Assholesmug. 1:The hole in your ass that shit comes out of
2:Someone being a general dick
3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes
2:Someone being a general dick
3:Gay people shove there penises up other gays assholes
1:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget
3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there
2:Asshole:Hey you fagget I just killed you on cod you little fugget
3:The asshole is located in between your ass cheeks which gay people fuck each other in there
by MoonieHD February 18, 2015
Get the Assholemug. Or Asshole Camera.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
Referring to the camera used in sporting events to showcase (usually zoomed in for added assholeness) the athlete who caused the foul or penalty which halted play, and most likely screwed his team or him/ herself. See butterfingers.
Usually followed by Asshole Slo-Mo.
FOOTBALL GAME
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
*Whistle blows, play ends.*
Announcer: "Looks like there's a yellow flag on the field. Yep, #21, Paris Patricks, has a pass interference. That's a ten yard penalty, and third down."
Camera: Cut to Asshole Cam (closeup of Paris). (Could be showing anger, disappointment, or indifference.)
Announcer: "Let's see that play again!"
Camera: Cut to Asshole Slo-Mo.
by Andre Maccesy April 16, 2009
Get the Asshole Cammug.