Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

giving a guy a golden shower outside of circle k

was getting a 67 cent drink and give my friend a Jerusalem artichoke sunflower

by megalodon112306 July 14, 2025

Lord of Artichoke

This is a rare type of penis disorder. It it when the tip is bent or misshapen and resembles an artichoke. It is most common in Asians though Caucasians are also very likely the be born with this strange disorder. The scientific name is Artichocious Penusem and the first ever case was seen in a man named Möi Pang in the 1800's. Since then there have only been a few thousand known cases.

"I hooked up with this guy and he was a real Lord of Artichoke! It was actually kind of hot, honestly."
"Man, after that baseball hit me in the nards, I might have even become a Lord of Artichoke."

by Friggyodon January 27, 2015

Okie dokie artichoke

Commonly used dad joke, meaning “okay” but in a more dad like state

“Dad I want to go to Brian’s house”
“Okie dokie artichoke”

by Kaylas319 December 10, 2018

Dante's Arctic Inferno

When a partner puts Icy Hot on the inside of his dick sleeve, then shoves it into his partners ass and as it goes in, the sleeve retracts smearing the inside of his brown eye with icy hot goodness.

Eric could tell he was in for a good night when he saw Deshontay pull out the Icy Hot, pull back his cock sleeve and begin applying the soft cream as he made hard eye contact. Eric was ready to back straight into Dante's Arctic Inferno.

by anonymous February 2, 2022

read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.

Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!

by GG Allin February 2, 2023

The 1 Arctic

This term is used to describe the goated Antarctica destiny 2 account. Geeza has mad garden strats and is an honorary Pikey. The 1 Arctic is known by meany names but is most commonly known as 1-2 warlock

The 1 Arctic is a goat. #FuckTheShitters

by GoS On Top August 10, 2023

Beef Wellington Article

HA loser got ya

Google “Beef Wellington Article” and that will explain the joke

by Beef Wellington February 5, 2024