Apple 

A curved yellow fruit.

I like apples

Apple by Chayse Matchem] January 31, 2024

Apple 

A rounded fruit with a red, yellow, or green skin, firm white flesh and a seedy core.

This apple tastes sour.

Apple by EscapeTheMatrix February 13, 2024

Apple 

A phone company that thinks a better camera is a top priority.

I heard Apple made a new iPhone, but it probably just had a camera improvement…again…

Apple by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024

Apple 

Why Tf ru searching up what an apple is u moron it’s probably like 11:00pm and u have nothing better to do just go sleep

Lia: can I have an apple
Mia: no go to fucking bed it’s 1am

Apple by rei is cool August 25, 2024

apple 

A clandestine organization of highly trained squirrels dedicated to overthrowing the global nut industry and establishing walnut supremacy.

ALL HAIL THE APPLES

apple by AcorniusOverlord March 2, 2024

apple 

the act of shitting yourself and then eating an apple for self pleasure

i think im gonna go have an apple after school

apple by discordkitten21 March 11, 2024

Apple 

A tech brand that is run by greedy fucks and overprices everything they sell, for no fucking reason. Their phones, imacs, or anything they have can break easly, and its takes 99999 months to repair.

"Please guys subscibe to our streaming service Apple Plus!!!!! Its only 8000$/month!!!1!1"

"New iphone 16 released!!! Its only 782020289$ guyz!!!1!2! Pls buy!!!!1!1!"

Apple by Moonlight Densetsu April 1, 2024