mckinney, texas

mac town = mckinney texas

man, did you hear mac town is the fastest growing city in the nation even though they continue to be #1 for High magazine?

by vera! February 22, 2005

texas penny

one hundred American dollars

Moe: I bet you a hundred dollars I can beat you at arm wrestling
Texan: A Texas penny it is

by lance... April 25, 2008

texas drought

refers to something or someone hot. this term comes from the song "The bad Touch"

damn that girl's a texas drought!

by ShellBert May 13, 2005

Buttrape, Texas

A small town in Texas where it's illegal to ask the name of the town, and all crimes carry the same penalty: butt rape. Buttrape, Texas is a supernatural place that spawns only at night and draws in unwary travelers who are lost in the back-country roads of Texas.

1) Lost Traveler: "Excuse me, sir. I'm lost. Can you tell me the name of this town so I can find it on the map?

Resident: "Son, yer in Buttrape, Texas."

2) Person 1: Wow looks at all those rundown shacks by the side of the road, and what the hell is that karaoke bar doing in the middle of nowhere?"

Person 2: "Oh God! We're in Buttrape, Texas!

by OctopusJones January 8, 2011

texas terminator

When you put a fist in the butt and one in the vag.

Man i gave that airman the ultimate texas terminator

by Kaysee Thompson June 23, 2006

Texas Lettuce

The 2 dollar bill that you can obtain from the state of Texas which is where they are commonly found.

James: hey you got some Texas Lettuce
John: what's that?
James: it's 2 dollar Bill's

John: oh nice, where can you get it
James: from Texas, that's where it's found

by Exabyte_26 September 16, 2019

Carthage, Texas

Shitty ass town where you can’t 6 feet without meeting someone who fucks their cousin

Yee Yee Let’s go to Carthage, Texas

by CoatHangerAbortion April 27, 2019