sport allen

super stud, great sprint car driver

by Anonymous July 18, 2003

Allen Wrenching

To pleasure oneself

Oh, you know Dave, always allen wrenching in the bathroom.

by allenwrenching April 30, 2014

Allen

Allen is so sexy and cute. He has the best smile and is the nicest person in the world. HES THE BEST AT EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY AT CUP PONG. ALSO ALLEN IS NOT A FCKBOY/PLAYER

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defined allen

by Def not alen November 22, 2021

Allenization

The act of completely breaking the unbreakable through pure stupidity, dumb luck, and life's karma. To allenize is to destroy someone else's prized posession, or necessity.

Corey put a quarter in the token only beer machine, and it was completely an act of allenization.

by LMJ726 September 2, 2008

Allen

a man doing good things while smoking blunt.

Ray Allen is the best three point shooter LeBron Got.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

ashlee ray allen

she hates being wrong she dont like her name and is a huge cunt

hey ashlee ray allen wyd
nooo dont talk to me your uglyy

by popolittle February 6, 2022

Incest Allen

When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.

Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?

by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022