Incest Allen

When your big fat aunt named Allen becomes insanely obsessed with spying on her Nephew and his wife, as they perform the amazing piss tornado twice a day . Sometimes she puffs out her boobs and grunts after belching a load of dog jizz down her chin like its an act of dominance, AWWW Bless her lil heart she's got the IQ of a wolf rat banned from the city.

Daughter: Hey MOM Look at that disgusting fat sperm whale taking a shit in the pool.
Mom: Thats Incest Allen your Aunt, wait till you see her pissed off drunk on a bass boat with no Rottweiler jizz to drink.
Daughter : Gross . Ill never eat hot dogs again.. MOM She scares me..Can we go skate park instead?

by Allstatepolesmoker June 10, 2022

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Jack Francis Allen

lil nig from the south england that will blow o's in your face.

Watch out, I'll get Jack Francis Allen on you.

by are you gangbang August 18, 2025

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Allen

Allen is someone who is caring. They overthink a lot in their mind and sometimes their mind can blur their thoughts. They think little of themselves even though so may people love them!! They can be a dick sometimes but they never mean to. They are a transgender gay nerd who flirts with people they like. They are a amazing friend and they have gone through a lot in their past but they tend to take all of the things their going through as lessons. They have buckteeth and have the most amazing laugh. They are a short gremlin child. They get all the ladies but in their eyes they see very little. It’s a Allen.

Guy #1- Dude Allen got Martha, Jessica, AND David.

Guy #2- wait David is gay?

Guy #3- I mean what did you expect? Allen gets everyone

by GayYyyY.com June 9, 2022

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Allen

a synonym for a level grinding fortnite cringe kid

allen is a fortnite kid

by gsdt July 6, 2021

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Bill Allen

Known as ‘Mr Nice Guy’ but he is the most pretentious and sly-est person you’d ever meet. A covert cheater and two timer. He would use the same pick-up line to get girls, “Every time I look at your pictures, the first thing I notice are your eyes”

That Bill Allen just complemented me saying my eyes are pretty, like almonds.

by ..ggg.. November 24, 2021

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