Kyle

Kyle is someone who stocks up on Monster Energy Drinks for all 4 seasons. They play football and are very athletic. They are very energetic and can't seem to stay still. They are 6'11. They smash all the girls that they almost smash as much as Chad.

Goddamn....

dumb 5'2 jeremy: "chILLOUT, KYLE. Stop drinking all the Monster and Gatorade drinks. We are saving them for the game!"

Chad: "Stfu, Jermery... piece of shit"

by kooksthetic October 16, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a sweet,loving,caring,nice a lot of girls like him but he is not one of them boys who date who ever he can he says I love you when he means it if you ever brake his heart he will still love you. He could sometimes have some bad emotions at home and Tries to ignore his feelings and helps other when ever in need. If he has a girlfriend he lovers her more than anything he would do anything for her and will always cuddle when ever she’s down

Kyle is very loving and kind hearted

by Hubba boomby April 14, 2020

Kyle

A person who drinks cans of monster and punches holes in drywall

Shauna doesn't like him hes such a kyle

by yofery May 23, 2019

kyle

a real douche:) his hobbies include punching drywall, playing xbox, drinking monsters, yelling at his mommy and most importantly leading girls on with his fat chode.

"oh man today has sucked" i said
"oh god did you talk to kyle again today?" connor said
"yeah" i said
"god he is SUCH a dummy” connor said.

by emothiccy July 04, 2019

Kylee

King under the mountain

"For this city lay before the doors of the greatest kingdom in Middle-Earth, Erebor. Stronghold of Kylee, king under the mountain. The mightiest of the dwarf lords. Thror ruled with utter surety, never doubting his house would endure, for his line lay secure in the lives of his son and grandson. Ah, Frodo. Erebor. Built deep within the mountain itself, the beauty of this fortress city was legend. Its wealth lay in the earth, in precious gems hewn from rock, and in great seams of gold running like rivers through stone......"

by GrunSoul March 16, 2021

kyle

1. Kyle the best character on South Park.
2. Fanfiction KYLE IS HOT
3. I like the name Kahl better.

"Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl KYLE" - Eric Cartman
"YOU GOD DAMN JEW!"
"YOU BASTARD!"
"I DO NOT CARRY JEW GOLD GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN!"

by Kahl April 18, 2007

kyle

A kyle is when a girl takes a dump below the area of your nostrals and you snort it up through your nose, as she gives you a handjob and sucks on ur butthole.

ThAT chick totally gave me a kyle last night, man she was awsome at it.

by Blazi December 29, 2007