bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.

Ian smells like a bag of fat.

by SaraJu July 7, 2006

fat angel

To describe a person to be so fat he is close dying from diabetes

Billy is a Fat Angel

by RandomOnTheInterent254 January 16, 2020

fat cookie

a chubby, usually short girl. also usually a hoe. someone who pisses you off

brittany is such a fat cookie

by matters96 October 21, 2010

Fat minded

A fat minded person thinks and acts in a way that will make him/her fat.

"She finally found an healthy recipe but she's always making and eating it at 3 AM."
"Yes she's fat minded."

"I ate healthy yesterday so today I can eat pizza."
"You're so fat minded."

by TheMekaUltra January 12, 2020

Fat Fail

When you are unable to preform a task successfully because of your weight or fat rolls.

Did you see Jen try to pick up the pencil she dropped? What a fat fail.

by mcdok August 30, 2009

Fat Cactus

Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.

Jake's Fat Cactus caused great discomfort to his lady-friend's nether regions.

by M.S. Incarnadine March 4, 2009

fat jimmy

a fat person, generally 11 years old, who almost always enjoys eating pies and burgers, as well as squeaking on his chair as a means of communication in any voice chat possible.

"I think we've got a fat jimmy here"

by koldoats June 2, 2020