Youtube Journey

To click from link to link on Youtube, and going on a journey of increasing randomness and declining taste, leaving you in a very wrong place indeed in under 6 clicks.

I went on a YouTube Journey. I was looking at the new Ford and 3 clicks later I'm watching a man disembowling some animal.

by Jimaxyn February 14, 2012

youtube hoe

when youtubers mostly female youtubers responds to a video in a flirting matter

VIDEO: How to be Gangster

hoeish12345: hey your hot and i think your cute

VIDEO: kevjumba

slutter3000: hey i think your cute i wanna do you

user reading comment: mann wat a youtube hoe

by theword27 July 03, 2009

Youtube Gold

An event, action, etc. that if recorded and posted on youtube, would spark mass viewing and numerous hits.

Guy 1: Dude did you just see Mike eat shit off those stairs!

Guy 2: Yeah man that was youtube gold!

by xxrunner90 May 03, 2009

youtube battle

Epic battle between foes to out-do each other with irritating and annoying youtube clips. Usually played via PM / IM in a tit-for-tat fashion accompanied by gratuitous smacktalk.

Excerpt of a youtube battle;
dood 1: "i counter ur Rick Astley with Abba!"
dood 2: "AIIIIIEEEE!!1"
dood 1: "I WIN TEH JEWTOOB BATTLE!11! lolpwnz0rd"

by eltopo January 10, 2008

youtube ninja

The individual who consistently introduces the freshest, most interesting youtube clips.

Theo: Yo, check this video out.
Germaine: Are you serious? The guy next door is one of those youtube ninjas. He showed me this clip two months ago.

by William Forrester II February 11, 2009

YouTube selfish

The characteristic of the youtube app that disables any form of simultaneous function other than the youtube app itself, on a smart phone. This also applies to locking your phone and youtube discontinuing playing.

This is similar to when someone demands your sole attention, and will not allow to multitask without getting fussy.

This word should be used when you are trying to do two things at once and your boyfriend or girlfriend says "damnit you never listen to me can you put your phone away?"
Reply: "You're being so youtube selfish right now!"

by EZLN¡yaBasta! May 25, 2015

YouTube Stalker

Someone who habitually stalks people who post videos on You-Tube. They watch their videos so much that they feel they know them personally. Leading to attachment and stalking this person, his/her channel online, other videos related to this person. Serious cases can lead to stalking this person on twitter and facebook.

"OMG Sally, stop you-tube stalking Justin Bieber!"

"I'm such a YouTube Stalker! All I do all day is watch Nigahiga videos."

by Word Boss LA December 07, 2011