toothpick smile

A bullshit smile from someone with a toothpick in their mouth that you cannot trust.

The tow truck driver showed up and said he'd get the girls car fixed with a toothpick smile. They were never seen again...

by von groovy May 11, 2019

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

smiling titan

Possibly the hottest MILF in anime existence.

The smiling titan from AOT is so sexy!

by titan.stan February 26, 2022

joint smile

When a stoner wants to imply a smiley face smoking a marijuana cigarette without the actual emoji.

See

Example:
I hope that helped with cleaning that glass pipe man. Oh, Hells yes!
Appreciate your advice dude.

Joint Smile!...

by Tosa Man June 23, 2018

Trump Smile

The fake smile most people make when they cross path with other people. This smile is usually made by socially awkward people and Caucasians.

R: Don't you hate when people Trump Smile you?

M: What's that?

R: That's that fake smile most white folks be doing when you see them in public when they feel awkward.

by RaphDaGwapMan July 17, 2018

corncob smile

A smile that shows teeth with yellow and gunky-mucky characteristics because the smiler does not take care of their teeth.

Andrew was passing through a small town and met an attractive doll who offered to give him the mouth treatment. He was stoked, but when out of the dark bar he noticed that she had a corncob smile and could not put himself in there. He instead received some hand love.

by von groovy July 21, 2017

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015