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canadian ski patrol

Awesome volunteers that wakes up at 5-6 am to go freeze their asses to save ours on a ski hill.
The Canadian Ski Patrol was so nice and saved my life !
by Canadian Ski Patrol April 14, 2014
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Vampire Ski Mask

When a girl is giving you a blow job pull it out of her mouth before the point of ejaculation and let it out on her face. At this time rub it all around her face with your testicles, then let it dry. Your oral partner is now wearing a vampire ski mask.
Bro, I just gave that chick a vampire ski mask after she blew me.
by Rodziewicz September 6, 2012
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flying the friendly skies

"how are you doing man"
"im flying the friendly skies"
by Chorusgod September 5, 2017
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Junior Ski Trip

A "ski trip" for the junior classes where the students each pitch in money to rent out a m/hotel, get some alc and go ballistic from friday till sunday (usually). Transportation is in party buses and surely you can pay off the driver to do crazy shit on that bus.
Like the Nike slogan - Just Do It
Junior Ski Trip:

Print out a false field trip form, put a price tag on it, make ur parents sign it and give u cash, hope they dont call the school asking about it. Have fun, party, don't attract cops.
by TheDJMB January 6, 2010
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norwegian ski lift

The act of putting a man's scrotum in your mouth and dragging them up a flight of stairs by their scrotum.
Last night, I saw Jenny giving some dude the Norwegian ski lift. Nasty shit, dude!
by Flaming Moobs May 4, 2014
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whoville ski slopes

A set of jugs so saggy, they can't even be classified as nanners or swingin sweater puppets.
by Jimmy Jonesssss January 17, 2011
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Skiing in the Taj Mahal

When a women ejaculates, penetrates, and fellates, and provides hang jobs to four guys performing one of the aforementioned sexual maneuvers. Visually, there are four minarets and one palace.
"Till, 3 other guys, and one slut totally when skiing in the taj mahal last night! Is that sexy!"
by TajMyTill August 9, 2009
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