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David

A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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David

David is a caring, sexy, funny person and may seem very happy but deep down he has this one person he loves and cares for even if he does have a partner he shows his true colors around his close family and friends he has those beautiful hazel eyes that you can see from miles away... he shows he cares and will help you when you’re down but sometimes he gets overwhelmed and mad and does things he regrets even when he says sorry you’re soul just falls in love with him even more and you fall deep into his eyes your very lucky if you have a David in you’re life keep him close!
I love you David🥰
by KC519 January 22, 2020
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David

Did you see David? Max and him stole a shopping cart
by Sporkin February 3, 2019
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David

A chubby kid who is bound to have a massive glow up and fuck every single girl on this planet and have no kids with perfect pull out game but dies because he contracted every STD.
Friend 1: I wish I could pull a David.
Friend 2: That would be sick dude!
by JohnnyUser84 October 19, 2020
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David

The tall dude that never ceases to make you cringe. The guy that is magically drawn to every thot he meets, and yet is somehow secretly gay.
You see David with his girl?
Yeah she be going to the bar tonight.
by lasagna bitches October 7, 2019
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David

a fake person who stops talking to a girl bc ppl told him a lie about her. even though the girl was falling in love.
david is fake.
by dhdiwndkd November 17, 2018
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