A male Karen...of sorts. An early Middle Aged suburbanite male typically recognised by their sub 5'8 barrel chested build, sporting a ridiculous moustache. Typically fastidious about their lawn and edges, the Craig is prone to wild outbursts if a dog shits within 500m of their property. Craigs love to ride the most expensive bicycles whilst wearing colour co-ordinated lycra and telling other Craigs about their latest goto single source coffee beans recovered from the shit of South American indigenous peoples. They are also very keen to share the glory of the try they scored in under 8's rugby.
by jacqueslacouth September 11, 2020
Get the Craigmug. by Not AlexTheKidMg November 23, 2021
Get the Craig Sellersmug. Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul
by Big Jenny November 23, 2021
Get the Craigmug. No one likes him. They love him they always are in the bed with him he has Blue Eyes and likes any girl that is sweet and pretty. He is never a heart breaker but the sweetest thing on the planet he is always there for him. If you get the opportunity don't mess it up.
by Real-Fortune_Teller858 November 19, 2019
Get the Johnathon Craigmug. A absolute star of a works hard and loves his loved ones harder does all he can for who matter to him,
by anonymous December 20, 2024
Get the Craig Jeremymug. Another word for the CIA. Related to Greg: FBI. Etymology: NSA.
When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.
When your phone decides to drop a call, fade in or out, click or otherwise act in an erroneous and predictably irritable fashion such that it purposely upsets you and the harmonious balance within your environment.
by AltiorPotentia April 2, 2021
Get the Craigmug. by Craig is cute69420 December 5, 2019
Get the Craigmug.