by lildislexic February 21, 2022
Get the Ties mug.Refers to an --- ahem! --- "non-exclusive" marriage between two people who aren't that careful/experienced regarding the art of "securing ropes tightly".
Despite all of da hype and fanfare regarding da 1981 "royal wedding", said famous/infamous union turned out to be merely a "loosely-tied knot" on both sides of da equation!
by QuacksO February 3, 2026
Get the loosely-tied knot mug.God, that'd be so fucking hot. Someone rips a fat, musty fart in the confined, tiny space you're in. You have no escape. The smell overwhelms your nostrils as you're forced to breathe in that smelly egg fart from a strong, Greek man. Your eyes water, your cock throbs. The smell in the room slowly goes away, and you notice. Desperate for that arousal to intensify you grip your cock and begin furiously jerking off. You jizz a load so hard it nearly alerts the Trojans about the truth of the horse. After that, you swore never to speak of this event.
by Kiffytheapple February 15, 2026
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