Sugar Dick

used in place of dude,bro,man etc.

Person1: Hey, sugar dick
Person 2: whats up sugar dick

by CarlwithaK October 21, 2009

Alien Dick

Extreme penis disporportion; when it is so cold the shaft becomes extremely small and thin and the head of the penis is of normal size... often times the penis points in different directions

after taking a dump in a cold, cold forest, i looked down and noticed i had alien dick..it was soooo embarrassing

after we swam in the brisk, cool ocean, she wanted to bang, but then she saw my alien dick...it was very embarrasing

"dude i have a serious case of alien dick..this is extremely embarrassing"

man steps out of ocean, and three people scream.. "aliiiieeennn diiiiiiickkkk!!"..oh gosh it was so embarrassing

girl POV

"so i went on a date, and he had the worst alien dick everrr"

by the new revolution March 16, 2009

Dick pic

When your dick is so long, you can pick your nose with it.

Robby has such a long dick, he can definitely dick pic!

by Thejokerlol July 13, 2015

dick grabber

A girl who grabs your penis while on the dance floor.

"Jen grabbed my dick while I was dancing with her at the frat party last night"
"Yeah... everyone knows Jen is a dick grabber"

by Bray420 April 16, 2007

Nipple Dick

A small penis; a penis that is as small lengthwise, as a nipple.

Poor guy, his dick is as small as a nipple. How could he ever please a woman, with that small thing. What a nipple dick.

by dEvLdOc June 20, 2008

Dick Smoke

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.

HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!

by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006

Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

by BridgetObama December 4, 2010