bag his junk

The act of putting on a condom.

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.

by jrsjoint March 15, 2010

buy a bag of chips

1. excuse to leave a private party to go get sucked off

2. some mysterious errand johnny goes to do in the middle of the night

3. sneaky segue to go have a private conversation

1. Bro 1: Where u goin bro the party's just starting?
Bro 2: I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips...
Bros 1&2: EXTREME!!

2. Johnny: I have to go run an errand.
Travis (drunk): Bullshit dude we're having a party!?
Johnny (douchey): Fuck you guys I gotta go.
Joe (pretty buzzed): Well bring back some chips!
Johnny: Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna go buy a bag of chips.

3. Well it looks like we're running low on snacks, we're just gonna go buy a bag of chips

by boosh chugger May 27, 2009

a small bag of pot

A container holding marijuana with a mass of ~2-2.5 grams.

Hey Rick, can I get a small bag of pot

by mr whiskers 420 September 23, 2017

Orbital Tea-bag

The act of tea-bagging an individual from great height or distance, using an object to propel yourself from or to jump off.

My friend is swimming in a pool... I took a long run up, jumped off the diving board, spread my legs and shouted 'Orbital Tea-bag' before landing on his head.

by Wod-c July 13, 2010

Speed Bag Hammers

to inflict substantial damages via alternating fists with enough force and speed as to cause extensive facial and cranial damage to the receiver.

Epic Beard Man pummeled Tyrone with the Speed Bag Hammers.

by ACII August 1, 2010

rats toss bag

To display such an insignificant amount of care as to what someone says or thinks about you, that it could literally fit inside a rats scrotum

I couldn’t give a rats toss bag whether he thought I could coach, or anybody thought I could coach. Or could play, I don’t care. (AFL Legend and ex St Kilda coach Malcolm Blight expressing his disdain for former StKilda President Rod Butterss)

by Billyboysnapper August 12, 2023

trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.

Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.

by 2014_chiguy September 17, 2012