Douche-Le-Bag

Someone who annoys you in the middle of class but you're trying to be "proper" about your frustration.
Sara said to Gabe: "Natalie is such a douche-le-bag."
by bootybuttthreethousand November 11, 2022
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bag his junk

John Edwards wanted to be the leader of the free world, but wasn't smart enough to bag his junk.
by jrsjoint March 16, 2010
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Bag of sweaty dicks

A term used to describe something disgusting, unhealthy, boring, slow, or unnecessary. Something generally undesirable.
"My old car was just a bag of sweaty dicks"
"This party smells like a bag of sweaty dicks"
by Kneegrodamus July 09, 2013
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California Bag Lunch

Eating a large amount of Bush’s beans and vomiting into a gaped butthole and sealing the butthole with plastic wrap.
Father: Son, your mother and I met over a craigslist ad of her asking for someone to give her a California Bag Lunch.
by DarthLesbian May 14, 2019
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Botched Bag Collection

A Botched bag Collection is when someone fumbles a bag so hard, it results in death.
Man, did you guys hear that Yiffy Yones passed away this weekend?

Aw man that’s horrible, what was the cause of death?

Botched Bag Collection
by BaggageClaimBoys April 09, 2019
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Alaskan Sleeping Bag

When a man falls through the ice in Alaska into the frigid water. So in an effort to warm him, you strip off his clothes, you place his freezing body in a sleeping bag. Then strip off your own clothes, climb into the sleeping bag, and proceed to fuck him up the ass until he has regained warmth.
Oh Shit! That guy just fell through the ice.
Luckily Stewart is here. He’s the only one brave enough to give him an Alaskan Sleeping Bag.
by Sasquatch Jr. September 14, 2022
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trash bag chair

A full trash bag used like a bean bag chair. These are typically found in homes occupied by squatters and roach motels. Depending on the contents and brand of the bag, it can be kept for up to a month before stinking up the joint.
Dude #1: The trash is overflowing. I'll take it out.

Dude #2: Don't do that. We'll keep it as a trash bag chair.
by 2014_chiguy September 16, 2012
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