cars (cat!!)

car iz a silly lil cat:3

I LOVE SILLY CARS (CAT!!)

by alewrites4u January 26, 2024

Cat Distribution System

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat's Uncle

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Cat

A furry lump the makes the sound of a furnace when happy. Highly contagious with cuteness. BEWARE.

For example- come her kitty cat! Omg you’re a happy furnace huh!

by Kittenchild February 8, 2024

Cat

A Cat Name.

Cat lover: Hey guys check cat out! Cat loves me but Cat be a real feisty one.

Person : Dude...That's a Messed up Name for Your Cat..

Cat lover : SHUT UuUPppppp!!!!1!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!!!

by kittencarol12 December 5, 2022

Cat

Cat. An otherwise oversized peanut or very creamy cream

I got a Jar of cats at home. they are huge.

cum

by rockygraywolf December 6, 2022