Second Hand Clopping

second hand clopping can be defined as the act of penetrative sex with someone fucking a horse.

THIS GUY IS INSIDE A GUY WHO IS INSIDE OF A HORSE, I CALL THAT SECOND HAND CLOPPING.

by chicken1013 January 17, 2023

Cock In Hand

means fr

Person 1: dude I didn’t sleep at all last night

Person 2: dude cock in hand me neither!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

Miraz's Right-Hand Rule

By making your middle finger and thumb into the shape of an L, the length of your dick is the diagonal distance between the two tips. Great for comparing dick sizes with the homies without having to go through the hassle of doing it normally.

Wanna compare dick sizes?
Yea!
Why are you taking your pants off? Just use Miraz's RIght-Hand Rule!

by dud3man November 10, 2021

HAND

A place where people can go to get away from the terrors of the world and live in a place free from queers and drug addicts. Prescription drugs allowed.

I’m tired of this world. I’m moving to HAND.

by Wowser97 March 2, 2021

Kipper Hand

When a guy fingers a women and his hand smells afterwards which is known as kipper hand

Man you’ve got kipper hand after fingering that bird

by Cafc56 January 4, 2018

Hand grenade

When a girl is on her period and already in a bad mood. So you proceed to turn her on and when you finally get the chance, you pull the rope on her ramping and run as fast as you can.

Yeah, she's on the rag right now and won't put out. So I surprised her with a hand grenade and hauled ass outta there.

by Bkow March 16, 2017

No handed spaghetti eating contest

When performing cunnalingus (oral stimulation of the vulva or clitoris) on a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

I went down on my wife last night when she was on her period. And I came up looking like I just won a no handed spaghetti eating contest.

by UHIT September 19, 2022