Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.

The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.

by Mikey1965 June 01, 2025

Blue Crystals

Blue Crystals is a slang used in some gay communities as slang for crystal meth.
The phrase have its origins from the show Breaking Bad.
Since the meth in the show was blue, some gay communities began to call their meth for Blue Crystals

Lets take some of my Blue Crystals Jordan

by Gimpxd January 06, 2018

blue ears

when ur listening to some hype ass music and ur dumbass friend facetimes/calls u as the beat is abt to drop

alex calls*
alex: yo
me: bro i was listening to music and u called me as the beat was abt to drop. u gave me headphone blue balls

alex: BRO IM DEADDD U DESCRIBED THAT IN THE BEST WAY
me: yea i’m cool like that
alex: blue ears
me: i’m adding that to UD rn

alex: no fucking way

by lolimagine September 28, 2022

Blue Ear

Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.

Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!

by Tenchy January 29, 2018

Blue vein flute

Term used for erect penis, similar to skin flute but with large visible blue veins.

Man, Jim's blue vein flute was really throbbing last night

by mrh@nky May 08, 2017

Blue Virgin

An idiot who unapologetically expresses how much a virgin he is in everything he does, with no shame or thought whatsoever about it. Often dresses in a singular fashion or color, for example, blue.

"Did you see Aaron today? I saw that Blue Virgin zip by on campus on his dumbass scooter."

by Blue Virgin Spotter November 20, 2022

Blue tiss

A delectable sweet treat, that turns your tongue blue, more commonly know as a blue kiss OR blue jolly rancher.

Hey sall we have one blue tiss?

by Lionets January 07, 2025