Friend

Someone who's always going to be there for you no matter what. A friend is someone that doesn't judge you for the stupid shit you've done, and that doesnt make you feel like crap.

She's my friend

by Your fellow stranger November 22, 2017

Fairy friend

A guy who is too short for a woman to date, no mattet how attractive she otherwise find him.

She saw the mist beautiful man she ever seen, but he was shorter than her wich she feels makes her dominant, protective iver someone smaller. Making her feel he can only be a friend, a besutiful Fairy friend.

by Humlanx November 4, 2021

friend

someone you don't have.

aw man ): my friend is dead

by yeet5667 October 29, 2019

deep friend mars bar

When a person accepts a shit into his or her mouth from another, usually a close friend.

Those two guys were really close, did you know they gave each other deep friend mars bars for christmas?

by Willy Wanker III January 10, 2011

Friend Prostitute

Can you think of a couple or friend who is friends with everyone. They try to be liked by all and have friends over individually at dinners or lunches to maintain relationships.

Their narcissistic need to be liked is ironic because it is impossible to share the same values, interests hobbies or beliefs as every single friend.

They compromise their values to be liked and provide a fake front or change their behaviour to suit different friends.

Also called ‘Keeping up with Joneses’

My mate is a friend prostitute as he tries so hard to be liked by all and is scared to have a difference of opinion in ‘fear of losing business’.

by Fergo2024 April 30, 2025

Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day

April 4th is national give your girl bestie a hoodie day. show your bestie you appreciate her. give her a hoodie.

Girl Bestie: “Hey it’s National Give Your Girl Best Friend A Hoodie Day”
Boy Bestie: “So?”
Girl Bestie: “Can I wear your hoodie please?”
Boy Bestie: “ig”

by thatgurlkayyyy April 3, 2022