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Fart in a gale of wind

A nobody, a nothing, an inconsequential person or action
"That guy is so useless, he's a fart in a gale of wind."
by DarcyDog December 20, 2018
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Himalayan Pussy Fart

Usually only performed by the gutterious of all gutter sluts, the "Himalayan Pussy Fart" is exactly what it sounds like, and its historically been used as a sort of S.O.S, sending not only a message to be heard but also smelt, in the rare occasion the recipient is my def friend.
Pam climbed higher and higher to the very top of the mountain and let loose a massive " Himalayan Pussy Fart " she'd been storing deep in her bowels ever since she was a child in the hope's of it being carried far far down the mountain side where sum poor, innocent, undeserving, possibly def passerby might smell/hear her desperate call and send help...
by RB Money June 28, 2022
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Fart

by Waffle1334 March 12, 2020
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pussy fart

where your pussy farts
person one: omg what was that sound???
person 2: oh that was just my pussy fart
by lolly land November 29, 2022
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sick farts

The farts that go to a sick person's mouth.
I just gave "person with disease" some sick farts and they said, " uhhhhh, I don't feel good." *dies*
by OriginalTreeBOI December 7, 2019
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right fart

if there can be a right whale, i can have right farts...!
a right fart would be a perfect fart, ie: when the sonic sweet spot and bouquet is divine!!
john cleared out the room, but it was nevertheless a right fart

i blew a right fart while being suckled, and had that human gagging!

my right fart illuminated the room after ignition from my lighter, all the 'heads' swooned!
by michael foolsley January 30, 2010
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Fart Fanning

A dramatic windmilling arm motion intended to waft your special creation in the general direction of your friend or partner
Phil is an expert in fart fanning, his wife wants to have him declared an environmental hazard by the EPA
by Marshall Fazione November 19, 2016
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