n and b

the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard

"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."

by breadenjoyer March 16, 2024

Hawaiian suck n push

When you're squatting on the hotel toilet sucking his dick while you squeeze out the pork and poi from last night's luau.

Was giving him the old hawaiian suck n push when my kids walked in, And I had to explain this is the only way mommy can poop.

by PseudAwesonym March 16, 2024

N-word penis

When someone is being annoying or is black and looks like a penis

Damn than bitch looks like an N-word penis

by Willyjohnson13 March 18, 2024

Yoda says the N Word

Yoda: Say the N Word, I must
Luke: You can't say that word, Yoda
Yoda: Yes I can, you nigg
Luke: *shoots Yoda before he can finish saying the word

Yoda says the N Word

by Gopher7923 March 20, 2024

N

N

Have a fucking poem

Nobody will look into your eyes
Everybody is dead inside, truly
Very often so we must brace ourselves
Everyone can tell, nothing else happens
Rain falls, sun shines, and for what?

Greatness comes in small doses
Over the rainbow it sometimes takes us
Never underground or in the dark
Not inside trees, or in hearts
And never, ever in minds

Gasping for breath, we try to live
I, we, ourselves don’t care how long
Very likely we stay submerged and can’t run
Everything has a time limit

Your mind is careless
Our bodies are vessels, just shells
Under the surface there is quiet

Underneath is a nagging desire
Power is lost and we cannot break free

by Alostsoulfound March 26, 2024

Mason n

Mason n is a sigma who is free to use on Sundays if you give him an African shilling and a half eaten tire

Mason n: is a sigma

by Ollie📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯📯🪔🪔🪔 March 28, 2024

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024