Kevin: Daddy, as you are always beating me at snooker, you got any advice for me?
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
John: Yes son, when the red is over the pink, go for the brown.
by Dunky Oggins December 21, 2003
The image certain, unfortunate, ladies see when they are about to preform fellatio on their ginger haired partner
Stephen. Are you feeling frisky babe
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so
Gemma. I suppose I am
Stephen. We'll prepare yourself for the red pubic tidal wave so
by Gemma111 April 12, 2021
It's what happens when you get out of a long hot shower, and your dog just so happens to lick your saggy asshole - and you turn your back of course since you are in utter disgust by the situation, but can't help being somewhat aroused.. So you turn around again and let your dog go to town.
After I got out of the shower I enjoyed not one, but two double-take runny red socks - and boy am I exhausted.
by WAUF March 31, 2008
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!
by Public Enemy Number 42 May 03, 2008
Black hair is not better than red hair
Black hair is not better than red hair
by Real Alberto June 06, 2022
a tired simile meaning to beat badly. A fresher phrase would be to "beat like a fat kid stealing lunches"
by mandingoe June 06, 2004
You: Emily can I borrow your red pen
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)
You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
Boy: here you can borrow mine. ( actually gives you a red pen)
You: no I need Emily's red pen
Emily: hands you a tampon secretly under her desk
by xxxCUTExxx December 31, 2016