This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
Get the Blockade fartmug. When You get caught in class asking someone if they're DTF (down to fuck) and you want to troll and lie to your teacher so you say it actually now means down to fart.
by Jesusprice11 September 8, 2016
Get the Down to fartmug. THE SEXIEST MF EVER?!?!
by humanityisextremelygay May 30, 2021
Get the fart._lolmug. To take a whiff of some wicked dank.
by rjtwilight69 January 19, 2024
Get the Fondling the Fart Cloudmug. by she farted on my discs January 12, 2021
Get the She farted on my assmug. A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
Get the Kind Fartmug. poo poo fart is a term to symbolize feces of an individual followed with a release of gas from the individuals gluteuos maximus, also known as fart. This is often used in conversations where one individual or more have the humour of a toilet
by poopoofart1234 June 24, 2022
Get the poo poo fartmug.