by didicostine October 7, 2018
Get the getting back into someones lifemug. i was only 9 years old when i watched the first shreck movie, i liked it so much i bought all merchandise. And every night before sleep i prayed to schreck, shreck is love, i said, shrek is live. My father heard that and called me a faggot, he was just jealous for my devotion to shrek. I called him a bitch, he slapped me and sent me to sleep. its cold, i am crying, my face hurts soooooo much. i feel a warmth coming slowly at me, i feel an arm on my leg, i turn around its shreck, i am so happy, he whispers in my ear this is my swamp. he grabs me and puts me on all my fours. i am ready, i spread my cheeks for shreck, he penetrates my ass. IT HURTS SOO000000 MUCH. i press against his force, i want to pleasure him. it hurts s00000000 much. my eyes are watering, i feel my ass falling apart. he lets out a loud scream, when he fills my ass with his love. my father walks in and sees it. shreck looks at him, directly in his eyes and says: everything is over, and goes out my window. shreck is love, shreck is live.
by 2pumpsaway6969 April 8, 2025
Get the Shreck is lifemug. by georgy177 February 5, 2021
Get the My life is a potatomug. by absolute mong November 1, 2016
Get the Lifemug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>Live Life InU Suspense<7.9.7.6.>mug. A song that popularized on the internet because someone was singing it moments before a car crash. Multiple edits of the guy were made.
Singing Guy: and now my life to you I give
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*
Singing Guy: and now my life.. AUAHHHHHH!!
*car crash noises*
Singing Guy: *absolutely puzzled after the crash*
by cooooooooooooooooooooooooookie July 17, 2023
Get the and now my life to you i givemug. 